I made these up. You will have to pretend someone funny is performing the delivery. Jon Stewart?

Joke #1: President Bush finally realized that Hurricane Katrina is a national tragedy on par with September 11. So he immediately declared war on nature.

Joke #2: Then Cheney had to remind him they declared war on nature as soon as they got to the White House.

Oh, since I am posting this on the Coffee to the People blog, I should say it doesn't necessarily reflect the views, or humor, of the coffeehouse. Although I think I still would have thought these jokes were funny even if I liked Bush. Which I am not saying I don't. But I don't.